| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

You see, Harold. They make you think it’s as easy as all that, but it’s not. It’s this delicate process and clearly I’m just no Easter bunny.
You listened to one of those websites that says you only have to boil the egg for around three minutes, didn’t you?

I think it was a fairly successful first Easter. I probably got a bit carried away with their baskets. I didn’t, but...
Did she enjoy Easter other than the potential lifelong trauma? Because I think that’s all that matters. Did you guys end...
No, no, no. It doesn’t count as name brand. Name brands are those things that are mass produced and sold everywhere. Is...
……How is this my fault??
I would be distressed if I saw you eat someone’s head too! How could you, maybe they had a chocolate family! Maybe they...