| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

Apparently my marriage is in disarray, because I’m verbally abusive, and we’re horrible parents who have buckled under the pressure.
We’re horrible parents? Think I missed that one. Saw the rumors though. Don’t check your twitter feed. The fans aren’t pleased. Think there’s a world wide state of panic.

Just when I think the fans know me too well, they prove me wrong. I’m glad you understood at least. That’s what matters....
You think it would come across as stupid as it was meant to be. Your humor wasn’t appreciated, babe. I must be as bad as...