| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

Our initial meeting involved you missing the urinal.
At that point I would have suggested quite the banana recipe which would have had us escorted out of the store.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number… call me maybe
I was distracted by your flawlessness.
Quality bonding time on day one. I see how you work.

Look how far we’ve come since you leaped into my arms. It’s like a Disney film. Actually probably dreamworks. Disney...
“Great… I’m in a band with the guy that pee’d on me” should have been my first reaction, yet instead it was to leap into...