| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

#i’m just saying#if you weren’t already mine#and i saw you grocery shopping#i would#run my cart into yours#shamelessly use children to pick you up#purposely run into you and swear it was an accident#get your opinions on recipes involving whipped cream and chocolate#fall and take you down with me#write my number on a random object in your cart#ask how much you were and what isle i can find you in#drop money on the ground and say you did so you thought i was a good samaritan#then you’d think wow i just have to get to know this person#okay
Suddenly, I’m really glad we met in the toilets and not in a grocery store. Even if any of that probably would have all worked because I’d be insane not to pay attention to this gorgeous lad right in front of me.

Look how far we’ve come since you leaped into my arms. It’s like a Disney film. Actually probably dreamworks. Disney...
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