| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

… Hi, g’day.. I’m Ashton.. I like Vegemite and I drive a Holden.. I also drum in this one band.. Sooo yeah, that’s about it.. hi.
That’s not enough. Why do you like vegemite? What band do you drum in? Why did you start drumming? Do you use meinl or… I don’t know anything drum related other than meinl actually. ASHTON. LONG TIME NO SEE MATE.

Yes, I know I am, thank you very much, an exotic creature from the far outback. The myth, the bloody legend, drumming...
…..You are an amazing creature, Ashton Irwin. Thoroughly amazing. WHAT A COINCIDENCE I SING IN ONE DIRECTION. You know,...