| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

What is so wrong with being a majestic unicorn? You aren’t Italian, so the other option wasn’t available.
……Everything I said the other night about not wanting a new one? I take it back. I’m trading you in.

No no, that’s not how that works. You can’t leave until I have another one to replace you. That’s how trades work.
Okay, well I’m going to go pack my things and see how far I get before you come to protest.