| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

Babe, I say this with nothing but the greatest affection…. you’re an idiot. I like people birds, not bird birds. Simple as that, Wendybird.
Two would be a nice number, wouldn’t it?
….I don’t feel the affection. You’re so mean to me. Heyyyy…. I thought we agreed I’m a Hazzabird? Wendybird’s a title that’s already been taken, rememberrrr?
Two would be a perfect number. I like that number.

That’s actually not true. I would not! That would hurt the poor thing. If I wanted a bird, I would go get one from a...
All the time. You’d find away. You’d be out in the yard with a net trying your damnedest. What we decided before Sophie,...