| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t AHS stand for American Horror Story? Or did you misinterpret it as American Happy Story, love? Let’s not talk about things read today. First of all, why aren’t you sharing the drugs with me and who’s the bitch I have to slap? Cheating on me. How very dare you.
No I know what it stands for, but that doesn’t mean they have to kill the main characters. Aren’t they main characters for a reason? I think the things I’ve read are more traumatizing than the things I–…. I’m on drugs and cheating on you now? Well, at least they’re creative. I guess?

Cabin Fever, perfect example of all lead characters dying. That’s all I got right now, I’m far too distraught about your...
There is a difference in killing and killing someone important. It’s a long story, and I might come complain about it...