| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

What?! Bed time? This absolutely complete rubbish. You cannot tell me what to do. This is an outrage. I’m done with you. Take your non-existent butt and leave.
What if I come to bed with you? Then will it be bedtime?

You are better looking than room service. I suppose this is doable.
I don’t like that choice. How about I order room service, you cuddle with me, and I feed you warm chocolate chip...