| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

#hazza #non-existent butt appreciation #appreciate it #cause i sure do #actually don’t #cause mine #go find your own non-existent butt to appreciate #i swear i’m not doing drugs
……I feel like I should be offended and flattered at the same time. Then I also feel like I should be getting you checked. Are you sure you’re not doing drugs, babe? Absolutely positive?

You are better looking than room service. I suppose this is doable.
I don’t like that choice. How about I order room service, you cuddle with me, and I feed you warm chocolate chip...