| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

She’s too diva for us now. “If it was a proper toupee than it wouldn’t move when I squirm.” That’s her thought process. I told you to go for the other one, but no you never listen to me.
She’s all about that life. And much too early, I might add. Alright love, this is the part where you’ve got to be more clear about things. The other baby or the other toupee?
…Are you trying to tell me that’s not what she was trying to get at when I gave her a bath the other day? She was fussy...
We’ve failed as parents already. Next, she’ll start making demands for sparkling water to bathe in. The other baby,...