| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.
She looks like she’s wearing a really bad toupee and is really distressed about that. Like, what good are popstar parents if they can’t afford me something proper.
……Well it wouldn’t look like a bad toupee if she didn’t squirm so much. It was a proper toupee when we got it and she knows it.
ohdamnhazza reblogged this from louispanlinson-blog and added: …Are you trying to tell me that’s not what she was trying to get at when I gave her a bath the other day? She was fussy...
louispanlinson-blog reblogged this from ohdamnhazza and added: We’ve failed as parents already. Next, she’ll start making demands for sparkling water to bathe in. The other baby,...