| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

No one, which is why I’m the only one who could fill the position as your husband. You would have scared anyone off by now. Instead I only provided an encouraging atmosphere that nurtures your brand of stupid.
I do appreciate that. I think. I should be commenting on being called stupid, I’m sure. But either way, obviously, you’re the only one fit for the job.

I do appreciate that. I think. I should be commenting on being called stupid, I’m sure. But either way, obviously,...
No one, which is why I’m the only one who could fill the position as your husband. You would have scared anyone off by...