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To be honest, man.

—You are Harry Styles, aw man. It would be pretty weird, but sorta cool to know someone with the exact same name. I just, in no way shape or form, could pretend to be a duplicate of yours or something. Oh man, really? Well, either way, thank you; means a lot coming from dudes as high up as you, man. But I’ll settle for a welcome and less talk about that track.

I am. Or I was last time I checked. I think I still am. If I’m not, there’s a problem. That’s alright though, I think sharing the same first name is still proper cool, right? Yeah, really. I would try and compliment you on something else, but I’ll be honest and say that I don’t know anything other than the harlem shake. Which kind of gives me flashbacks to tour, but that’s another story entirely. Welcome then, mate!