| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

Alright, now I’ve followed you all.
Hi. I’m Ashley Fuckin’ Purdy. But you should all know that already because of how awesome I am.
I run around shirtless (and play bass) for Black Veil Brides.
Feel free to say hi because I don’t bite.
Unless you’re into that.
At which point, leave me your name and number. ;)
Hi mate! I’m Harry Styles. Pleasure to meet you.
That was quite the introduction. You like to make an impression, don’t you?

Fabulous. I’ll make myself comfortable.
In that case, we’ll call you confident. You learn fast, Purdy. You can stay.
Hi mate! I’m Harry Styles. Pleasure to meet you. That was quite the introduction. You like to make an impression, don’t...