#i’d also like a trophy #something tasteful #inscribed with sass masta #and i would like to drink champagne from it #while soaking in a bubble bath #and fed chocolate covered strawberries #by a hot man servant #and when i say a hot man servant #i mean harry #i’m indeed feeling like a pimp #and i will brush my shoulders off

I can work on the trophy, and the champagne, and even the bubble bath, but I might have to draw the line at feeding you chocolate covered strawberries. Mainly because we don’t own a chocolate fountain or anything to make chocolate covered strawberries with. Would you like regular strawberries instead? I can arrange that. 

Or just a good pot of tea and lots of cuddles with more kisses than usual because you did good, love.