| It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry... And forget to live.
Stats: One Daddy, One Papa, One Lost Girl, One Lost Boy, One furry barky thing, One shy turtle, One noisy bird, Two angry cats, and lots and lots of love.

I’m no longer going to tolerate your jokes about me petite stature. The fact you even bought them offends me. I’m going to go eat the entire box of big ones. Can you handle that?
The fact that you would go and eat my ice cream when I bought you your own offends me. You wouldn’t dare. We don’t need a gummy worm repeat.
WAS. I would, I’m heading to the thermostat right now. Because if you were going to leave, you would have left already.
NOT. You wouldn’t. I don’t believe you. How do you know I’m not getting ready to leave?